Spanking is a one handed round of applause in appreciation of a magnificent Ass.
ANONYMOUSOnce you turn 25 & above, you need not set the alarm. Your problems will wake you up in the morning.
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Finally brothers and sisters; whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable – if anything is excellent or praiseworthy – think about such things.
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Starve your distractions, feed your focus.
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Your workouts are important meetings you scheduled with yourself. Bosses don’t cancel.
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When the world has been unkind, when life’s troubles cloud your mind, Don’t sit down and frown and sigh and moon and mope. Take a walk along the square, fill your lungs with God’s fresh air, Then go whistling back to work and smile and hope.
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A bird sitting on a tree is never afraid of the branch breaking, because its trust is not on the branch but on its own wings.
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Silence is the most powerful scream.
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He has a superb groin. A silky pouch. A secret garden. The groin of a sire. I once saw just such a creamy, velvet groin on a male antelope.
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John Calvin comments on today’s passage: God is only rightly served when his law is obeyed. It is not left to every man to frame a system of religion according to his own judgment, but the standard of godliness is to be taken from the Word of God.
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But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness and self-control.
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Pets are like infants that never grow up. Forever children. We love them for that.
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Cold is the counsel of women.
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If you don’t like something, just take away its only power: Your attention.
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Dear Karma, I have a list of people that you missed.
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Living on earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the sun.
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Work until your brain forgets and your body remembers.
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