“Living on earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the sun.”

Funny how we believe our own lies.

Today’s weakness is tomorrow’s failure.

The infinite – free, unbounded, full of joy – is our native state.

To the heart that knows contentment, every day is Thanksgiving.

Lord, be my rock of safety, the stronghold that saves me. For the honor of your name lead me and guide me.

And lo I am with you always, even to the very end of the age.

Pets are like infants that never grow up. Forever children. We love them for that.

A daughter needs a dad to be the standard against which she will judge all men.

If you don’t sacrifice for what you want, what you want becomes the sacrifice.

And he said, My presence shall go with thee, and I will give thee rest.

Spanking is a one handed round of applause in appreciation of a magnificent Ass.

Sometimes I’m in a mood like a Maths problem such as If you have pencils and apples, how many pancakes will fit on the roof? Purple, because aliens don’t wear hats

You always have time for the things you put first.

We are nearer to him than his jugular vein.

Do not fear, for I am with you.

Evil men do what good men only dream of doing.