“In the future, everybody will be world famous for fifteen minutes.”

You’d be surprised how many people want to hang an electric chair on their living-room wall. Specially if the background color matches the drapes.

The more you look at the same exact thing, the more the meaning goes away, and the better and emptier you feel.

Fashion wasn’t what you wore someplace anymore; it was the whole reason for going.

Making money is art and working is art and good business is the best art.

I just do art because I’m ugly and there’s nothing else for me to do.

Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they’ll just have to learn how to be babies longer.

Sometimes the little times you don’t think are anything while they’re happening turn out to be what marks a whole period of your life.

You have to do stuff that average people don’t understand because those are the only good things.

Isn’t life a series of images that change as they repeat themselves?

I never wanted to be a painter; I wanted to be a tap dancer.

If you don’t think about it, it’s right.

Day after day I look in the mirror and I still see something.

I never fall apart, because I never fall together.

The idea is not to live forever, it is to create something that will.

I learned that you actually have more power when you shut up.

Don’t pay any attention to what they write about you. Just measure it in inches.