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Employees make the best dates. You don’t have to pick them up and they’re always tax-deductible.

Andy Warhol

I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs.
ANDY WARHOL

Dog Home Myself Night
There should be a course in the first grade on love.
ANDY WARHOL

Education Love Myself
The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.
ANDY WARHOL

Attraction Excitement Meet
I wonder if it’s possible to have a love affair that lasts forever.
ANDY WARHOL

Affair Forever Love Myself Possible Wonder
Everyone needs a fantasy.
ANDY WARHOL

Fantasy Need One Liner
I had a lot of dates but I decided to stay home and dye my eyebrows.
ANDY WARHOL

Choice Date Death Decision Home Myself
Everybody has a different idea of love. One girl I know said, “I knew he loved me when de didn’t come in my mouth.
ANDY WARHOL

Different Funny Ideas Love Myself Relationship Sex
I think an artist is anybody who does something well, like if you cook well.
ANDY WARHOL

Artist Cook Thinking Yourself
The idea of waiting for something makes it more exciting.
ANDY WARHOL

Excitement Ideas Wait
I never wanted to be a painter; I wanted to be a tap dancer.
ANDY WARHOL

Dance Dreams Job Myself Painting
People are always so boring when they band together. You have to be alone to develop all the idiosyncrasies that make a person interesting.
ANDY WARHOL

Boredom Interest People Person Togetherness
You have to be willing to get happy about nothing.
ANDY WARHOL

Happiness Willing Yourself
Everything will be art and nothing will be art, because everything, as I believe, already is.
ANDY WARHOL

Art Believe Existence Myself
As soon as you stop wanting something you get it. I’ve found that to be absolutely axiomatic.
ANDY WARHOL

Attraction Finding Myself Stop
Success is when the checks don’t bounce.
ANDY WARHOL

Cheque Money Success
I never fall apart, because I never fall together.
ANDY WARHOL

Fall Myself Togetherness
I’m seeking out a new way to live and if it’s surfing, that’s the way I’ll do it. I’ll be a surfer for the rest of my life.
ANDY WARHOL

Life Live Myself Seek Way
Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they’ll just have to learn how to be babies longer.
ANDY WARHOL

Children Learning Live Old People
Being good in business is the most fascinating kind of art. Making money is art and working is art and good business is the best art.
ANDY WARHOL

Business Fascination Goodness Money Work
When you stop wanting something, you get it.
ANDY WARHOL

Attraction Karma Stop Yourself
The biggest price you pay for love is that you have to have somebody around, you can’t be on your own, which is always so much better.
ANDY WARHOL

Better Company Pay Price Relationship Yourself
Don’t pay any attention to what they write about you. Just measure it in inches.
ANDY WARHOL

Attention Measurement Pay Writing Yourself
I always notice flowers.
ANDY WARHOL

Flower Myself One Liner See
When I think about what sort of person I would most like to have on a retainer, I think it would be a boss. A boss who could tell me what to do, because that makes everything easy when you’re working.
ANDY WARHOL

Direction Easy Myself People Thinking Work
I wanted to paint nothing. I was looking for something that was the essence of nothing, and the soup can was it.
ANDY WARHOL

Essence Food Myself Paint Search
I don’t know where the artificial stops and the real starts.
ANDY WARHOL

Artificial Myself Reality Start Stop
Fashion is more art than art is.
ANDY WARHOL

Art Fashion One Liner

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