“If you’re not trying to be real, you don’t have to get it right. That’s art.”

If there’s ever a problem, I film it and it’s no longer a problem. It’s a film.

I’m afraid that if you look at a thing long enough, it loses all of its meaning.

Sometimes people let the same problem make them miserable for years when they could just say, So what. That’s one of my favorite things to say. So what.

Being good in business is the most fascinating kind of art. Making money is art and working is art and good business is the best art.

Don’t think about making art, just get it done. Let everyone else decide if it’s good or bad, whether they love it or hate it. While they are deciding, make even more art.

I had a lot of dates but I decided to stay home and dye my eyebrows.

Don’t think about making art, just get it done.

I’m seeking out a new way to live and if it’s surfing, that’s the way I’ll do it. I’ll be a surfer for the rest of my life.

Everybody has a different idea of love. One girl I know said, “I knew he loved me when de didn’t come in my mouth.

Employees make the best dates. You don’t have to pick them up and they’re always tax-deductible.

I think having land and not ruining it is the most beautiful art that anybody could ever want to own.

People need to be made more aware of the need to work at learning how to live because life is so quick and sometimes it goes away too quickly.

I wake up every morning. I open my eyes and think: here we go again.

Everyone needs a fantasy.

I think anybody can take a good picture. My idea of a good picture is one that’s in focus and of a famous person doing something unfamous. It’s being in the right place at the wrong time.

I still care about people but it would be so much easier not to care. I don’t want to get too close; I don’t like to touch things.

Dying is an art, like everything else. I do it exceptionally well.

Diplomacy is the art of telling people to go to hell in such a way that they ask for directions.

Intimacy is a difficult art.

How rich art is, if one can only remember what one has seen, one is never empty of thoughts or truly lonely, never alone.

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting.

Art is only a way of expressing pain.

Art is a leap into the dark.

There is no civilization that did not begin with art, Whether it was drawing a line in the sand, painting a cave or dancing.