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The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.

Alfred Hitchcock

Puns are the highest form of literature.
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Funny Literature One Liner
Our primary function is to create an emotion and our secondary function is to sustain that emotions.
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Creation Emotion Function Ourselves
This award is meaningful because it comes from my fellow dealers in celluloid.
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Deal Reward
Drama is real life with all the boring parts cut out.
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Drama Perspective Real
Television has done much for psychiatry by spreading information about it, as well as contributing to the need for it.
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Funny Need Stupidity
I have a feeling that inside you somewhere, there’s somebody nobody knows about.
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Be Yourself Feeling Myself Secret
Claude Jade is a brave nice young lady. But I don’t give any guarantee what she will do on a taxi’s back seat.
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Nice Sex Woman Young
Luck is everything… My good luck in life was to be a really frightened person. I’m fortunate to be a coward, to have a low threshold of fear, because a hero couldn’t make a good suspense film.
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Fear Goodness Luck Myself Person
There is no terror in the bang, only in the anticipation of it.
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Believe Fear Inspirational
There is nothing so good as a burial at sea. It is simple, tidy, and not very incriminating.
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Funny Goodness Sea Simplicity
Always make the audience suffer as much as possible.
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Audience Possible Suffering
I can’t read fiction without visualizing every scene. The result is it becomes a series of pictures rather than a book.
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Book Fiction Photograph Reading Result
One must never set up a murder. They must happen unexpectedly, as in life.
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Expectation Funny Murder Oneself
Television is like the invention of indoor plumbing. It didn’t change people’s habits. It just kept them inside the house.
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Change Habit Invention Media People
Blondes make the best victims. They’re like virgin snow that shows up the bloody footprints.
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Best Victim
There is something more important than logic: imagination.
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Imagination Important Logic

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