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There is nothing so good as a burial at sea. It is simple, tidy, and not very incriminating.

Alfred Hitchcock

Puns are the highest form of literature.
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Funny Literature One Liner
Actually, I have no regard for money. Aside from its purchasing power, it’s completely useless as far as I’m concerned.
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Money Myself Power
Everything’s perverted in a different way.
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Different Thinking
A woman, I always say, should be like a good suspense movie: The more left to the imagination, the more excitement there is. This should be her aim – to create suspense, to let a man discover things about her without her having to tell him.
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Discover Excitement Imagination Men Relationship Woman
Kicking is very important in football. In fact, some of the more enthusiastic players even kick the ball, occasionally.
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Football Important Play
Never turn your back on a friend.
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Cheating Friendship
In a good marriage each is the others better half.
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Goodness Love Marriage Relationship
One never knows the ending. One has to die to know exactly what happens after death, although Catholics have their hopes.
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Death End Hope Oneself
To me Psycho was a big comedy. Had to be.
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Comedy Film Myself
Conversation is the enemy of good wine and food.
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Enemy Food Wine
I always try to look at things as though I were remembering them three years later.
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Future Myself Remember
Drama is real life with all the boring parts cut out.
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Drama Perspective Real
Blondes make the best victims. They’re like virgin snow that shows up the bloody footprints.
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Best Victim
Someone once told me that every minute a murder occurs, so I don’t want to waste your time, I know you want to go back to work.
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Myself Wasted Time Work
For me, the cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake.
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Film Food Life Myself Pieces
In feature films the director is God; in documentary films God is the director.
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Director Film God

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