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In feature films the director is God; in documentary films God is the director.

Alfred Hitchcock

Television is like the American toaster, you push the button and the same thing pops up everytime.
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Funny Media
Reality is something that none of us can stand, at any time.
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Reality Time
A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake.
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Film Life Myself
The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
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Endurance Funny Human Movie
I have a perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it.
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Cut Funny Myself Perfection
Television has done much for psychiatry by spreading information about it, as well as contributing to the need for it.
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Funny Need Stupidity
Seeing a murder on television can help work off one’s antagonisms. And if you haven’t any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
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Death Funny Sarcastic
In the documentary the basic material has been created by God, whereas in the fiction film the director is a God; he must create life.
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Creation Director Fiction God Life Material
There is nothing to winning, really. That is, if you happen to be blessed with a keen eye, an agile mind, and no scruples whatsoever.
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Blessing Eyes Win
The silent pictures were the purest form of cinema.
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Film Photograph Silence
Our primary function is to create an emotion and our secondary function is to sustain that emotions.
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Creation Emotion Function Ourselves
Kicking is very important in football. In fact, some of the more enthusiastic players even kick the ball, occasionally.
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Football Important Play
There is no terror in the bang, only in the anticipation of it.
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Believe Fear Inspirational
Blondes make the best victims. They’re like virgin snow that shows up the bloody footprints.
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Best Victim
Puns are the highest form of literature.
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Funny Literature One Liner
I’m sure anyone who likes a good crime, provided it is not the victim.
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Crime Goodness Myself Victim

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