When a professor insists computer science is X but not Y, have compassion for his graduate students.
ALAN PERLISIt goes against the grain of modern education to teach children to program.
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In the long run, every program becomes rococo, and then rubble.
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Syntactic sugar causes cancer of the semicolon.
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You’ve solved the wrong problem. Work hard to improve.
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Programmers are not to be measured by their ingenuity and their logic but by the completeness of their case analysis.
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One man’s constant is another man’s variable.
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The best book on programming for the layman is Alice in Wonderland, but that’s because it’s the best book on anything for the layman.
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To understand a program, you must become both the machine and the program.
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When it started out, it was an awful lot of fun. Of course, the paying customers got shafted every now and then, and after a while we began to take their complaints seriously.
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It goes against the grain of modern education to teach children to program.
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In computing, the mean time to failure keeps getting shorter.
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If your computer speaks English, it was probably made in Japan.
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Optimization hinders evolution.
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You can measure a programmer’s perspective by noting his attitude on the continuing vitality of FORTRAN.
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I don’t think we are. I think we’re responsible for stretching them, setting them off in new directions, and keeping fun in the house.
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Any noun can be verbed.
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