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Once you understand how to write a program get someone else to write it.

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There is no such thing as a free variable.
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Free Such Thing Variable
One can only display complex information in the mind.
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Complex Display Information Mind Only
It is easier to change the specification to fit the program than vice versa.
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Chance Earlier Program Specification Versa Vice
In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm.
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Bird Early Make Often Software System Worm
When it started out, it was an awful lot of fun. Of course, the paying customers got shafted every now and then, and after a while we began to take their complaints seriously.
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Awful Began Complain Course Customer Pay Seriously Shafted Start
Are more sure when you can write, even more when you can teach, but certain when you can program.
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Certain Even More Program Sure Teach Write
One man’s constant is another man’s variable.
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Another Constant Man Variable
A programming language is low level when its programs require attention to the irrelevant.
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Attention Irrelevant Language Low Program Require
If a listener nods his head when you’re explaining your program, wake him up.
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Explain Head Listener Nod Program Wake
In computing, turning the obvious into the useful is a living definition of the word “frustration”.
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Compute Defibation Frustration Live Obvious Turn Useful Word
Syntactic sugar causes cancer of the semicolon.
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Cancer Cause Semicolon Sugar Syntactic
Simplicity does not precede complexity, but follows it.
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Complexity Follow Precede Simplicity
Computer Science is embarrassed by the computer.
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Computer Embarrasses Science
“Toward what end, toward what end?”-but do not ask it too often lest you pass up the fun of programming for the constipation of bittersweet philosophy.
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Bittersweet End Fun Least Often Pass Philosophy Program Toward
Any noun can be verbed.
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Any Noun One Liner Verb
Everything should be built top-down, except the first time.
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Build Down Everything Except First Time Up

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