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Computer Science is embarrassed by the computer.

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Learning French is trivial: the word for horse is cheval, and everything else follows in the same way.
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Computer Science is embarrassed by the computer.
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A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe in God.
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Any noun can be verbed.
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It goes against the grain of modern education to teach children to program.
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In English every word can be verbed.
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You can measure a programmer’s perspective by noting his attitude on the continuing vitality of FORTRAN.
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To understand a program, you must become both the machine and the program.
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Like seeing, movement or flow or alteration of view is more important than the static picture, no matter how lovely.
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In computing, turning the obvious into the useful is a living definition of the word “frustration”.
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Optimization hinders evolution.
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The best book on programming for the layman is Alice in Wonderland, but that’s because it’s the best book on anything for the layman.
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If you have a procedure with 10 parameters, you probably missed some.
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It is easier to change the specification to fit the program than vice versa.
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We toast the Lisp programmer who pens his thoughts within nests of parentheses.
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Motto for a research laboratory: what we work on today, others will first think of tomorrow.
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