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Computer Science is embarrassed by the computer.

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One man’s constant is another man’s variable.
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Another Constant Man Variable
Like seeing, movement or flow or alteration of view is more important than the static picture, no matter how lovely.
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Alternation Important Life Lovely Matter More Movement Picture Seek View
You’ve solved the wrong problem. Work hard to improve.
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Hard Improve Problem Solve Word Wrong
When someone says, “I want a programming language in which I need only say what I want done,” give him a lollipop.
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Done Language Lolipop Need Only Programme Say Someone
Any noun can be verbed.
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Any Noun One Liner Verb
I don’t think we are. I think we’re responsible for stretching them, setting them off in new directions, and keeping fun in the house.
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Direction House Keep Responsible Set Stretch Think
To understand a program, you must become both the machine and the program.
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Become Level Low Machine Understand Program
I think it is inevitable that people program poorly.
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Inevitable People Poorly Program Think
A LISP programmer knows the value of everything, but the cost of nothing.
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Cost Everything Know Lips Nothing Program
Programmers are not to be measured by their ingenuity and their logic but by the completeness of their case analysis.
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Analysis Complutense Identity Logic Measure Program
It is easier to change the specification to fit the program than vice versa.
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Chance Earlier Program Specification Versa Vice
In computing, turning the obvious into the useful is a living definition of the word “frustration”.
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Compute Defibation Frustration Live Obvious Turn Useful Word
C programmers never die. They are just cast into void.
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Cast Die never Programmer Void
If your computer speaks English, it was probably made in Japan.
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Computer Country English Made Probably Speak
What fun is there in making plans, acquiring discipline in organizing thoughts, devoting attention to detail and learning to be self-critical?
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Acquire Attention Critical Detail Devote Fun Make Organization Plan Self
Every program has (at least) two purposes: the one for which it was written and another for which it wasn’t.
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Every Program Purpose Two Written

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