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Computer Science is embarrassed by the computer.

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I hope the field of computer science never loses its sense of fun.
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Computer Field Fun Hope Lose Science Sense
In computing, the mean time to failure keeps getting shorter.
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Compute Failure Get Mean Shorter Time
A programming language is low level when its programs require attention to the irrelevant.
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Attention Irrelevant Language Low Program Require
That it is meant to be discarded: that the whole point is to always see it as a soap bubble?
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Always Buddle Discard Meant Point See Soap Whole
A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe in God.
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Artificial Believe Enough God Intelligence Spent
Simplicity does not precede complexity, but follows it.
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Complexity Follow Precede Simplicity
Is it possible that software is not like anything else.
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Anything Else Like Possible Software
FORTRAN is not a flower but a weed – it is hardy, occasionally blooms, and grows in every computer.
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Bloom Computer Flower Fortean Grow Hardy Occasionally Weed
A language that doesn’t affect the way you think about programming is not worth knowing.
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Affect Language Program Think Worth
Any noun can be verbed.
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Any Noun One Liner Verb
Work hard to improve. Success is also easy to handle.
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Also Easy Handle Hard Improve Success Work
In English every word can be verbed.
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English Language Language Programming Languages
Optimization hinders evolution.
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Evolution Hinder One Liner Optimization
It is better to have 100 functions operate on one data structure than to have 10 functions operate on 10 data structures.
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Better Data Function Operate Structure
Syntactic sugar causes cancer of the semicolon.
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Cancer Cause Semicolon Sugar Syntactic
Adapting old programs to fit new machines usually means adapting new machines to behave like old ones.
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Adapt Behave Machine Mean Old One Program Usual

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