Computer Science is embarrassed by the computer.
ALAN PERLISWhen someone says, “I want a programming language in which I need only say what I want done,” give him a lollipop.
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Everything should be built top-down, except the first time.
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Dealing with failure is easy.
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If your computer speaks English, it was probably made in Japan.
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Syntactic sugar causes cancer of the semicolon.
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A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe in God.
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A language that doesn’t affect the way you think about programming is not worth knowing.
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In English every word can be verbed.
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Once you understand how to write a program get someone else to write it.
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In programming, as in everything else, to be in error is to be reborn.
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You can measure a programmer’s perspective by noting his attitude on the continuing vitality of FORTRAN.
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A LISP programmer knows the value of everything, but the cost of nothing.
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I hope the field of computer science never loses its sense of fun.
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Adapting old programs to fit new machines usually means adapting new machines to behave like old ones.
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Work hard to improve. Success is also easy to handle.
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Often it is the means that justify the ends: goals advance technique and technique survives even when goal structures crumble.
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