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C programmers never die. They are just cast into void.

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We are on the verge: Today our program proved Fermat’s next-to-last theorem.
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If you have a procedure with 10 parameters, you probably missed some.
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Simplicity does not precede complexity, but follows it.
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In man-machine symbiosis, it is man who must adjust: The machines can’t.
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It goes against the grain of modern education to teach children to program.
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We began to feel as if we really were responsible for the successful, error-free perfect use of these machines.
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