God doesn’t do notes, either. Did Jesus Christ say, “Can I be excused the Crucifixion?” No!
ALAN BENNETTAbove literature?’ said the Queen. ‘Who is above literature? You might as well say one was above humanity.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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Authors, she soon decided, were probably best met within the pages of their novels, and were as much creatures of the reader’s imagination as the characters in their books.
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We were put to Dickens as children but it never quite took. That unremitting humanity soon had me cheesed off.
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I’m not good at precise, coherent argument. But plays are suited to incoherent argument, put into the mouths of fallible people.
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Books are not about passing the time. They’re about other lives. Other worlds.
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Books generally just confirm you in what you have, perhaps unwittingly, decided to do already.
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One of the hardest things for boys to learn is that a teacher is human.
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But the headmaster happened to have been to Cambridge and decided to try and push some of us towards Oxford and Cambridge.
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Our father the novelist; my husband the poet. He belongs to the ages – just don’t catch him at breakfast.
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There’s very little in the substance of [THE LADY IN THE VAN] which is not fact though some adjustments have had to be made.
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I’ve never seen the point of the sea, except where it meets the land. The shore has a point. The sea has none.
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Reading is untidy, discursive and perpetually inviting.
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Far from wanting time to pass, one just wishes one had more of it. If one wanted to pass the time one could go to New Zealand.
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I’m for the freedom of expression, given that it will be under strict control.
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Standards are always out of date. That’s what makes them standards.
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We have fish and chips, which W. and I fetch from the shop in Settle market-place.
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