One day, though, I realized I was no longer a believer, and realizing that, I couldn’t go back.
ALAN ALDAIf I can’t get the girl, at least give me more money.
More Alan Alda Quotes
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So every day till the end of this campaign, Ill answer any question anyone has on government, but if you have a question on religion, please, go to church.
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When I studied how to think in school, I was taught that the first rule of logic was that a thing cannot both be and not be at the same time and in the same respect.
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I find myself going to places where I really have no business, speaking to these people in a whole other field that I have no extensive knowledge of. But I do it very often because it scares me.
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If I can’t get the girl, at least give me more money.
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Some of the greatest things, as I understand, they have come about by serendipity, the greatest discoveries
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What then are doing if not creating a better place together? I think, for me the key has to be, what do I want to create? What is it I want to leave behind?
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I’ve never tried to manipulate my image.
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Be brave enough to live creatively . . . what you’ll discover will be wonderful: yourself.
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But if you consider how abnormal their behavior is, then you are led to the hypothesis that almost all men are suffering from ‘testosterone poisoning.’
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It’s not an epitaph. I felt I could look back at my life and get a good story out of it. It’s a picture of somebody trying to figure things out.
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And I want to warn everyone in the press and all the voters out there: if you demand expressions of religious faith from politicians, you are just begging to be lied to.
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It tends to break out at unexpected times like a rare virus and mostly people with compassion and understanding are susceptible to it.
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The good thing about being a hypocrite is that you get to keep your values.
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It’s too bad I’m not as wonderful a person as people say I am, because the world could use a few people like that.
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But often it’s a mechanical transformation, which isn’t as interesting, and you’ve got to be careful how you go about something like that, I think.
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