When your kids turn 13, an alien being invades their bodies and doesn’t leave until they’re 20.
ALAN ALDAPeople who laugh together generally don’t kill each other.
More Alan Alda Quotes
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Really top-notch directors, I’ve often worked with them just to see how they work.
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Laugh at yourself, but don’t ever aim your doubt at yourself.
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The best things said come last. People will talk for hours saying nothing much and then linger at the door with words that come with a rush from the heart.
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Don’t be upset that it takes a long, long time to find wisdom because nobody knows where wisdom can be found.
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You’ll be a lot less likely to be caught up in bias or prejudice or be influenced by people who ask you to hand over your brains, your soul or your money because they have everything all figured out for you.
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There’s plenty of money to be had. But you also lose your soul.
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I’ll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I’ll even ‘hari-kari’ if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun!
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I’m in the real world, some people try to steal from me, and I stop them, frequently, take them to court. I love a good lawsuit. It’s fun.
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I let a tarantula walk across my hand, and I ate rat soup.
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As I am becoming older, the only thing that speeds up is time.
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Be brave enough to live life creatively. The creative place where no one else has ever been.
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I’ve never tried to manipulate my image.
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Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in awhile, or the light won’t come in.
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You have to leave the city of your comfort and go into the wilderness of your intuition.
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How can I ever hope to communicate something to you unless I get signals back from you that I’m on the right track or that I’ve started at some place that you’re familiar with?
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