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People that were a little nerdy in high school would look up to me and know it gets better.

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I was abducted by some aliens from space who kind a looked like Jamie Farr.
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Then I try to come up with ideas for parodies. And 99% of those ideas are horrible.
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It doesn’t take a military genius to see we’ll all be crispy critters after World War III.
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Now with internet culture it seems like everyone is doing music parodies. And they’re not all good!
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Doing things that I don’t know how to do, and keep doing them until I get good at them.
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That’s a big part of my life – doing things that I’m not prepared to do.
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Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight. Oh, I’m praying that somebody tries to break in here tonight.
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A lot of my cartoon voices are basically just variations on my natural voice.
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By the time I’m in the studio recording my parody, 10,000 parodies of that song are on YouTube.
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What kind of morons do you have working at newspapers in Austin that would base an entire review of an artist’s performance on whether or not they had a good seat?
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If money can’t buy happiness, then I guess I’ll have to rent it.
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You still have Top 40 radio now, but it’s 40 different stations. There aren’t many hits that everybody knows, and there aren’t many real superstars.
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My wife went off with Elvis.
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I’m very analytical, I’m very precise. I mean, I don’t write for kids.
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He put Ben Gay inside my jock strap and filled my tooth paste tube up with glue.
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There’s a lot of different ways that a song would be a challenge to parody.
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