What kind of morons do you have working at newspapers in Austin that would base an entire review of an artist’s performance on whether or not they had a good seat?
AL YANKOVICPeople that were a little nerdy in high school would look up to me and know it gets better.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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Left all my Beatle records out in the sun, got a coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue.
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I don’t want to hear about this train being derailed! What happened to ‘The Flintstones’?’
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People never ask people doing serious music, ‘Do you ever think about doing funny music?’
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I’ll be mellow when I’m dead.
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It’s very much a “Weird Al” themed issue, so I’d like to think that there’s a lot of “Weird Al” flavor throughout but I think it’d be generous really to call me an editor.
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There aren’t that many superstars around anymore.
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Doing things that I don’t know how to do, and keep doing them until I get good at them.
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You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill, now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will.
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I don’t really look at myself as the kind of person who craves attention, but I’ve never been to therapy so there’s probably a lot of stuff about myself that I don’t know.
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Pop culture’s gotten much more disposable.
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You don’t need to be defined by your job.
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I was abducted by some aliens from space who kind a looked like Jamie Farr.
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My own personal tastes don’t really have an effect on whether song is a parody target or not. But having said that,
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Velvet Elvis never puts on weight.
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I don’t watch a lot of other people’s parodies because I don’t want to be unduly influenced.
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