He died a long painful death. However, you’ll be happy to hear that just a few years later he was reincarnated as Shirley MacLaine.
AL YANKOVICI know now that everything I write, I’m going to put out, and I’ll have to live with it for the rest of my life.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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I am not making this up. Needless to say, as soon as I discovered that, I gave up meat entirely.
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Didn’t have Nintendo, we just poured salt on snails.
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About four or five months ago, at a dinner in New York, John made the very nice offer of my being guest editor for an issue of MAD and I thought about it for about half a nanosecond and decided that was a pretty good idea.
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My velvet Elvis means the world to me. Although he may not be worth much dough, he means more to me than some old Rembrandt or Van Gogh.
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As it turns out, there is a thing called the Internet, and stuff does go out there whether the suits like it or not.
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There are a lot of songs that would ostensibly be a good candidate for parody, yet I can’t think of a clever enough idea.
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The window doesn’t open, the fan is broke, and my face is turning blue. I haven’t been in a crowd like this since I went to see the Who.
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You got me stranded on the bungee tower of love.
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I don’t really look at myself as the kind of person who craves attention, but I’ve never been to therapy so there’s probably a lot of stuff about myself that I don’t know.
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They somehow didn’t see the need for an accordion player. That’s when I realized that I had to find my own path in life.
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You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill, now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will.
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My process for the parodies is that I get an idea for a song and then get approval from the artist and then go in and record it and probably try to get it out as soon as possible.
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In the ’80s, I was putting out an album virtually every year, I think mostly based on fear – that if I didn’t, people would soon forget about me.
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There are probably a few library fines I haven’t paid yet, but I’m a pretty clean-cut guy overall.
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I decided that I wanted to be a voice on every animated cartoon in the history of the world – even shows that haven’t been on the air for a very long time, that’s going to be harder to pull off.
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