You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill, now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will.
AL YANKOVICYou slammed my face down on the barbecue grill, now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will.
AL YANKOVICMy velvet Elvis means the world to me. Although he may not be worth much dough, he means more to me than some old Rembrandt or Van Gogh.
AL YANKOVICDidn’t have Nintendo, we just poured salt on snails.
AL YANKOVICIt’s hard to force creativity and humor.
AL YANKOVICSome people want to advertise their weirdness, and spread it out, that’s not me.
AL YANKOVICI can bend paper clips into the shapes of small animals.
AL YANKOVICI have a long-standing history of respecting artists’ wishes.
AL YANKOVICPeople never ask people doing serious music, ‘Do you ever think about doing funny music?’
AL YANKOVICIn a genre where most of the artists are one-hit wonders, I’ve been able to hang around longer than most “serious” acts. I pride myself in being a very talented leech.
AL YANKOVICI enjoy all kinds of music. But it is kind of strange when I do parodies, instead of setting up drums and guitar amps.
AL YANKOVICVelvet Elvis never puts on weight.
AL YANKOVICPop culture’s gotten much more disposable.
AL YANKOVICNow with internet culture it seems like everyone is doing music parodies. And they’re not all good!
AL YANKOVICMidget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.
AL YANKOVICSomebody will come up to me after a show and have me sign their arm, and the next time I see them my autograph has been permanently inscribed on their arm.
AL YANKOVICWhen I was a kid, I thought I was going to be an architect, because when I was 12 years old I had a guidance counselor that convinced me that that was the best career choice for me.
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