And then I’ll try and arrange them in a way that they would tell a semi-cohesive story.
AL YANKOVICI’m an ugly girl, My face makes you hurl, Sad I have it, I should bag it. Acne everywhere, Unwanted facial hair. I’m a relation to Frankenstein’s creation.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill, now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will.
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I’m always a little leery about doing shows where I’m not the headliner because when I first started playing in 1982 I opened for Missing Persons and got pelted for 45 minutes.
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I don’t think there are any new media I’d like to cover.
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Doing things that I don’t know how to do, and keep doing them until I get good at them.
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I don’t watch anything on a regular basis – I tend to binge-watch things.
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I’m very analytical, I’m very precise. I mean, I don’t write for kids.
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Right now I’m listening to a lot of Top 40 music, because THAT’S MY JOB.
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Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.
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Buy our album, were Nirvana, a garage band from Seattle. Well, it sure beats raising cattle.
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The irony is of course that my career has lasted a whole lot longer than some of the people I’ve parodied over the years.
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I think that nerds, if you want to call them that, have only gotten more hip and assimilated into the culture.
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As much as people are griping about the Internet taking sales away from artists, it’s been a huge promotional tool for me.
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In the ’80s, I was putting out an album virtually every year, I think mostly based on fear – that if I didn’t, people would soon forget about me.
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I’m stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump.
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I’m obviously not a rapper, and I don’t have any claims to be one, really.
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