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Like, I have had moments, which I think most people have, where you’ll be watching TV, and it’ll be interrupted by some tragic event, and you’ll actually find yourself thinking,

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So I’m one of the few celebrities that got to do a repeat performance on ‘The Simpsons,’ which I’m very flattered by.
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Celebrity Few Flatter Perform Repeat
Because you’re supposed to lose yourself in the character, but sometimes people look at a character and go “Oh, it’s ‘Weird Al.'”
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So that was a joke that I continue up to this very day.
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Continue Day Joke That Up Very
I’ve learned how to use my spam filter pretty effectively.
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Now with internet culture it seems like everyone is doing music parodies. And they’re not all good!
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I’d like to be able to be more topical and timely and more of-the-moment and I think the way to do that is, instead of waiting until I have twelve songs to release all at once, just to release them as I come up with them.
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Able Instead Moment More Release Song Think Timely Topical War
I’m obviously not a rapper, and I don’t have any claims to be one, really.
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The window doesn’t open, the fan is broke, and my face is turning blue. I haven’t been in a crowd like this since I went to see the Who.
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He died a long painful death. However, you’ll be happy to hear that just a few years later he was reincarnated as Shirley MacLaine.
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I’ll be mellow when I’m dead.
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Dead Death Mellow Suicide
There are probably a few library fines I haven’t paid yet, but I’m a pretty clean-cut guy overall.
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You got me stranded on the bungee tower of love.
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Whereas if I wrote a movie script, chances are better than even that I’d just be another guy in L.A. with a movie script in his drawer.
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Some songs are too repetitive for me to be able to fashion a humorous set of lyrics around. Some songs flat-out just don’t work creatively for me.
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Right now I’m listening to a lot of Top 40 music, because THAT’S MY JOB.
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You fake something until you’re good at it.
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Like, I have had moments, which I think most people have, where you’ll be watching TV, and it’ll be interrupted by some tragic event, and you’ll actually find yourself thinking,

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