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AL YANKOVICLike, I have had moments, which I think most people have, where you’ll be watching TV, and it’ll be interrupted by some tragic event, and you’ll actually find yourself thinking,
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I know I’m a million times as humble as thou art!
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As my father used to tell me, the only true sign of success in life is being able to do for a living that which makes you happy.
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Some people want to advertise their weirdness, and spread it out, that’s not me.
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Kind of wish I was dead. Maybe, I’ll blow my brains out, mama, or maybe I’ll go bowling.
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I tend to enunciate pretty well. It’s always seemed that my voice is one of those voices that people can recognize pretty easily – which has been a bit of a drawback for some characters.
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Until you came along I never dated anyone this low on the food chain.
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I’ll bet every great thinker and leader we’ve got Could see all kinds of things other people could not!
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So I’m one of the few celebrities that got to do a repeat performance on ‘The Simpsons,’ which I’m very flattered by.
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I knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again.
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The window doesn’t open, the fan is broke, and my face is turning blue. I haven’t been in a crowd like this since I went to see the Who.
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If money can’t buy happiness, then I guess I’ll have to rent it.
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Right now I’m listening to a lot of Top 40 music, because THAT’S MY JOB.
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Many years ago I found out something about hamburgers that really grossed me out. You may not know this, so I hope I don’t make you sick, but it turns out hamburgers are actually made out of dead cows.
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Probably 90 percent of my albums have polka medleys.
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Like, I have had moments, which I think most people have, where you’ll be watching TV, and it’ll be interrupted by some tragic event, and you’ll actually find yourself thinking,
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