And then I’ll try and arrange them in a way that they would tell a semi-cohesive story.
AL YANKOVICI think that nerds, if you want to call them that, have only gotten more hip and assimilated into the culture.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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I’d rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you.
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It doesn’t take a military genius to see we’ll all be crispy critters after World War III.
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It’s hard to really articulate what the parameters are that make one song parody-able and another song not, but if I can come up with a good enough idea for it, I go for it, and if not, then I have to move on.
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Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.
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I’ve done a movie and a TV series, and someday I’d like to do a successful movie and a successful TV series. That would be nice.
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So that’s why one of my rules of parody writing is that it’s gotta be funny regardless of whether you know the source material. It has to work on its own merit.
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You got me stranded on the bungee tower of love.
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A lot of artists have really been supportive over the years.
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There are a lot of songs that would ostensibly be a good candidate for parody, yet I can’t think of a clever enough idea.
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When I started out, I didn’t feel like I was really accepted in the music or comedy communities, and I was somewhere on the edge, but now I feel like I’m accepted in both, which is extremely gratifying.
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In fact, when I come up with an idea for a parody I try to resist the urge to Google the idea to see if someone has done it already because the answer is almost always, “Yes, of course they have, they’ve thought of it!”
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Every night for dinner we had a big chunk of dirt.
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At this point I’ve got a bit of a track record. So people realize that when ‘Weird Al’ wants to go parody, it’s not meant to make them look bad… it’s meant to be a tribute.
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One of my pet peeves is that sometimes the talents of my band get overlooked because, and it was the same problem that Frank Zappa had, with a lot of groups that use humor, people don’t realize there’s a lot of craft behind the comedy.
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Beans, beans, the magic legumes – the more you ingest, the more you consume.
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