I can’t get too offended when somebody parodies me.
AL YANKOVICMy own personal tastes don’t really have an effect on whether song is a parody target or not. But having said that,
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I was able to come up with a couple articles for the magazine, I was able to solicit help from a bunch of my friends to contribute pieces: Patton Oswalt, Seth Green, Emo Phillips, Chris Hardwick, John Hodgman, and more.
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Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight. Oh, I’m praying that somebody tries to break in here tonight.
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You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.
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I am not making this up. Needless to say, as soon as I discovered that, I gave up meat entirely.
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One of the hardest things I’ve had to deal with in my career is keeping my material topical even though I only release albums every three or four years.
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I do original songs in the style of other artists, where I try to learn all their musical idiosyncrasies and try to do something that sounds like them and yet is a bit more sick and twisted.
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Left all my Beatle records out in the sun, got a coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue.
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I’m free to do what I please, I’m probably not going to do albums. Just because I think releasing tracks as singles is a better way for me to stay topical.
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You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill, now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will.
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I know I’m a million times as humble as thou art!
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I don’t really look at myself as the kind of person who craves attention, but I’ve never been to therapy so there’s probably a lot of stuff about myself that I don’t know.
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Not only are they just great, nice guys; they’re some of the best musicians you’re likely to find.
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Right now I’m listening to a lot of Top 40 music, because THAT’S MY JOB.
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When I go to my live shows it’s often a multigenerational audience, a family bonding experience.
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I’m just a no-good, scum sucking, nose picking, boot licking, sniveling, groveling, worthless hunk of slime.
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