I dated Siamese twins, I slept with Big Foot, too. Get me on Sally Jesse, put me on Donahue.
AL YANKOVICMy own personal tastes don’t really have an effect on whether song is a parody target or not. But having said that,
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I think I’m equally as abusive as the editors normally are for the “Letters and Tomatoes” column, which is the fan mail part of MAD Magazine and an ongoing feature.
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No Joni Mitchell 8 track tapes in my car.
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I think that nerds, if you want to call them that, have only gotten more hip and assimilated into the culture.
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You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. Do what you want, but don’t step on my blue suede shoes.
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I love the way they run in fright when I turn on the kitchen light. And when I squish them on the ground, they make a pleasant crunchy sound.
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I’ve always known that if I recorded an album, it would come out, and people would enjoy it!
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There are probably a few library fines I haven’t paid yet, but I’m a pretty clean-cut guy overall.
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If money can’t buy happiness, then I guess I’ll have to rent it.
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Boys like Peter are afraid of alot of things, like nuclear annihilation and flunking algebra, but they’re not afraid of wolves.
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Beans, beans, the magic legumes – the more you ingest, the more you consume.
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I always try to put myself out of my comfort zone and out of my depth, and hopefully somewhere along the line I’ll catch up.
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Maybe I’ll make a huge color tapestry from my belly button lint.
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After that, I made the decision to headline no matter what, even if I was playing to seven people. I wanted people to be there to see me.
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So then why get upset if somebody like me Tries to look at the world just a bit differently?
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I was able to come up with a couple articles for the magazine, I was able to solicit help from a bunch of my friends to contribute pieces: Patton Oswalt, Seth Green, Emo Phillips, Chris Hardwick, John Hodgman, and more.
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