My MOM shops at Wal-Mart! She gets calls all the time now; she’s worried about me! I’m not the most emotionally stable guy in the world; I’ll admit that.

I’m being accused of being a murderer! I’M being ACCUSED of being a molester!
AL SNOW

Accuse Being Fun Lonely Molest Mom Murder
I do have some problems, but my God, I’m not a murderer!
AL SNOW

God Murder Problem Some
Friends don’t let heads drive drunk!
AL SNOW

Drive Drunk Friend Head
They say my idea of a fun day is a dark lonely field and the urunj of a car, and a large stick and a roll of duct tape!
AL SNOW

Car Dak Duct Field Idea Large Lonely Say Stick Tape
My MOM shops at Wal-Mart! She gets calls all the time now; she’s worried about me! I’m not the most emotionally stable guy in the world; I’ll admit that.
AL SNOW

Call Emotion Get Guy Mom Most Now Shop Stable Time World Worry
What does everybody want? HEAD!
AL SNOW

Everybody Head Want

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