“I do have some problems, but my God, I’m not a murderer!”

I’m being accused of being a murderer! I’M being ACCUSED of being a molester!

Friends don’t let heads drive drunk!

What does everybody want? HEAD!

My MOM shops at Wal-Mart! She gets calls all the time now; she’s worried about me! I’m not the most emotionally stable guy in the world; I’ll admit that.

They say my idea of a fun day is a dark lonely field and the urunj of a car, and a large stick and a roll of duct tape!