If the waitress has dirty ankles, the chili is good.
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More Al McGuire Quotes
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Dean Meminger was quicker than 11:15 Mass at a seaside resort.
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The people who know basketball, their elevators don’t go to the top.
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Live in the moment that you are in.
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Life is what you allow yourself not to see.
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Do what you have to do as long as you don’t hurt people.
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I believe in a business boarding up early. If you make a mistake, you put the boards in the window of the store and say, “Hey, I made a mistake.
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It’s so ridiculous to see a golfer with a one foot putt and everybody is saying “Shhh” and not moving a muscle.
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When a guy takes off his coat, he’s not going to fight. When a guy takes off his wristwatch, watch out!
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The best thing about freshmen is that they become sophomores.
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Don’t be just another guy going down the street and going nowhere.
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It bothers me that the average fan, the average sportswriter for that matter, pays so much attention to what’s in a box score.
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I’m not saying that they were Einsteins; they were marginal students. But every ballplayer whoever touched me has moved up his station in life. And the players moved up my station.
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Don’t call me son unless you’re going to include me in your will. (When Adolph Rupp called him, “Son.”)
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I went into a restaurant one night and ordered lobster, and the waiter brought me one with a claw missing.
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Live every day as if it were Saturday night.
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