If the waitress has dirty ankles, the chili is good.
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More Al McGuire Quotes
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Fifty percent of the doctors in this country graduated in the bottom half of their classes.
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The people who know basketball, their elevators don’t go to the top.
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God didn’t miss any of us.
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Life is what you allow yourself not to see.
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I don’t believe in worrying over failures. I worry about successes. This is opposite from most people.
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You’re the best there. You’ve been all-city two years in a row. How bad can you be? You come with me and we’ll make nice music.
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Make your life exciting.
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I went into a restaurant one night and ordered lobster, and the waiter brought me one with a claw missing.
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The next time I will cry is when I die. My life has been that beautiful.
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There’s no one who’s dropped on top of the mountain. You’ve got to work your way to the top.
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It’s a profession in which, the longer you stay, the closer you are to being fired.
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Winning is overrated. The only time it is really important is in surgery and war.
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The only difference between being eccentric and being nuts is the number of security boxes you own.
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And if we win, then everyone can be considered successful and we can move uptown together.
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I don’t discuss basketball. I dictate basketball. I’m not interested in philosophy classes.
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