If the waitress has dirty ankles, the chili is good.
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I’m not saying that they were Einsteins; they were marginal students. But every ballplayer whoever touched me has moved up his station in life. And the players moved up my station.
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I think everyone should go to college and get a degree and then spend six months as a bartender and six months as a cabdriver. Then they would really be educated.
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Do what you have to do as long as you don’t hurt people.
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When I was losing, they called me nuts. When I was winning they called me eccentric.
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My rule was I wouldn’t recruit a kid if he had grass in front of his house.
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I come from New York where, if you fall down, someone will pick you up by your wallet.
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Winning is only important in war and surgery.
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All love affairs end. Eventually the girl is gonna put curlers in her hair.
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The only difference between being eccentric and being nuts is the number of security boxes you own.
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Fifty percent of the doctors in this country graduated in the bottom half of their classes.
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We rush for the stars as we crawl toward our graves.
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God didn’t miss any of us.
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I just can’t recruit where there’s grass around.
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It’s a profession in which, the longer you stay, the closer you are to being fired.
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And if we win, then everyone can be considered successful and we can move uptown together.
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