I went into a restaurant one night and ordered lobster, and the waiter brought me one with a claw missing.
AL MCGUIRERemember, half the doctors in this country graduated in the bottom half of their class.
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You’re the best there. You’ve been all-city two years in a row. How bad can you be? You come with me and we’ll make nice music.
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When I was losing, they called me nuts. When I was winning they called me eccentric.
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I think everyone should go to college and get a degree and then spend six months as a bartender and six months as a cabdriver. Then they would really be educated.
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Eliminate the referees, raise the basket four feet, double the size of the basketball, limit the height of the players to 5 feet 9 inches, bring back the centre jump, allow taxi drivers in for free and allow the players to carry guns.
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It’s a profession in which, the longer you stay, the closer you are to being fired.
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The world is run by C students
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It bothers me that the average fan, the average sportswriter for that matter, pays so much attention to what’s in a box score.
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I don’t know why people question the academic training of an athlete.
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When I’m losing, they call me nuts. When I’m winning, they call me eccentric.
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And if we win, then everyone can be considered successful and we can move uptown together.
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I don’t discuss basketball. I dictate basketball. I’m not interested in philosophy classes.
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I don’t believe in worrying over failures. I worry about successes. This is opposite from most people.
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Winning is overrated. The only time it is really important is in surgery and war.
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You gotta have a concrete lawn before I feel comfortable enough to go in and talk to you parents.
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Remember, half the doctors in this country graduated in the bottom half of their class.
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