The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
AL MCGUIREWhen a guy takes off his coat, he’s not going to fight. When a guy takes off his wristwatch, watch out!
More Al McGuire Quotes
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You gotta have a concrete lawn before I feel comfortable enough to go in and talk to you parents.
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Winning is overrated. The only time it is really important is in surgery and war.
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The world is run by C students
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” Let me take two shots in the arm and a punch on the nose and let me get on to the next thing.
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I think everyone should go to college and get a degree and then spend six months as a bartender and six months as a cabdriver. Then they would really be educated.
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Eliminate the referees, raise the basket four feet, double the size of the basketball, limit the height of the players to 5 feet 9 inches, bring back the centre jump, allow taxi drivers in for free and allow the players to carry guns.
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Winning is only important in war and surgery.
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That’s not my world. My world has a cracked sidewalk.
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When I was losing, they called me nuts. When I was winning they called me eccentric.
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You better have great practices.
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Don’t be just another guy going down the street and going nowhere.
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We rush for the stars as we crawl toward our graves.
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Our guys took Shop and Advanced Shop. Shop is when you make a chair. Advanced Shop is when you paint it.
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Do what you have to do as long as you don’t hurt people.
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You measure a player from the head up.
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