Eliminate the referees, raise the basket four feet, double the size of the basketball, limit the height of the players to 5 feet 9 inches, bring back the centre jump, allow taxi drivers in for free and allow the players to carry guns.
AL MCGUIREA team should be an extension of a coach’s personality. My teams are arrogant and obnoxious.
More Al McGuire Quotes
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I had my moment on the stage. The trick in life is to know when to leave.
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Make your life exciting.
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Don’t be just another guy going down the street and going nowhere.
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Winning is only important in war and surgery.
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I went into a restaurant one night and ordered lobster, and the waiter brought me one with a claw missing.
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” Let me take two shots in the arm and a punch on the nose and let me get on to the next thing.
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You can always tell the Catholic schools by the length of the cheerleaders’ skirts.
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The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
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I don’t know why people question the academic training of an athlete.
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Keep it simple, when you get too complex you forget the obvious.
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The nicest thing about coaching is that one day you feel like you can play handball against a curb, and on other days you feel like you can fly to the moon.
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When I was losing, they called me nuts. When I was winning they called me eccentric.
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The only difference between being eccentric and being nuts is the number of security boxes you own.
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If a player leaves Marquette and doesn’t have some of my blood in him, then I don’t think I’ve done a good job.
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It’s a profession in which, the longer you stay, the closer you are to being fired.
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