I called him over and told him about it. He told me that in the back there’s a tank they keep the lobsters in and while they’re in there, they fight and sometimes one loses a claw. I told him ‘then bring me a winner.’
AL MCGUIREIt’s so ridiculous to see a golfer with a one foot putt and everybody is saying “Shhh” and not moving a muscle.
More Al McGuire Quotes
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I had my moment on the stage. The trick in life is to know when to leave.
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Life is what you allow yourself not to see.
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Our guys took Shop and Advanced Shop. Shop is when you make a chair. Advanced Shop is when you paint it.
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I just can’t recruit where there’s grass around.
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Then we allow nineteen year-old kids to face a game-deciding free throw with seventeen thousand people yelling.
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God didn’t miss any of us.
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All love affairs end. Eventually the girl is gonna put curlers in her hair.
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It’s so ridiculous to see a golfer with a one foot putt and everybody is saying “Shhh” and not moving a muscle.
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I believe in a business boarding up early. If you make a mistake, you put the boards in the window of the store and say, “Hey, I made a mistake.
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I’m an Einstein of the streets and an Oxford scholar of common sense.
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I come from New York where, if you fall down, someone will pick you up by your wallet.
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The only difference between being eccentric and being nuts is the number of security boxes you own.
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A team should be an extension of a coach’s personality. My teams are arrogant and obnoxious.
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I don’t discuss basketball. I dictate basketball. I’m not interested in philosophy classes.
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You measure a player from the head up.
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