Married sex is like being awake during your own autopsy. It is root canal work without anesthetic.
AL GOLDSTEINIn reality there is no cause or effect, there is only the indifference of the universe.
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I keep attacking the villains, the know-nothings, the people who want to take our freedoms away.
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I love going to the factories of La Plata, or Little Havana and seeing them roll cigars. I get excited.
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Religion has the same goal
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If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive to the family life and your bank account.
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The New York Times and the Washington Post are not going to fight the fights that I do.
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I’m a crusader. I really believe in the First Amendment, and I use it fully, and I pay a price for that.
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Our stock in trade is raw, flailing sex.
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Love is as big a myth that God sits with his flowing white beard in a throne and looks at us.
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Married life is an existence with bars around it.
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The mass market eventually assimilates that which is innovative or revolutionary.
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So, if anatomy is destiny then testosterone is doom.
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Love is a deception and a trap.
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Our photographs are filthier and our stories are more disgusting. We make no effort to be artistic.
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I am not a prisoner of my sexuality like men younger than myself although I write about being a prisoner.
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The only reason that Jews are in pornography is that we think that Christ sucks. Catholicism sucks.
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