“God prefers fruits of the spirit over religious nuts.”

Failure in the past does not nullify purpose in the future.

God does business with those who mean business.

Satan wants to cripple me and then blame me for limping.

The doors of opportunity swing on the hinges of opposition!

You cannot legislate the poor into freedom by legislating the wealthy out of freedom.

A faith that hasn’t been tested can’t be trusted.

First Corinthians 6:20 says ‘For ye are bought with a price: therefore glorify God in your body and in your spirit, which are God’s.’

Death is just a comma to a Christian, not a period.

Any athlete knows that it is the start that ensures a good finish.

The church is not the way to heaven; the church is the sign that points to heaven.

The day of judgment will be a day when the skeletons come out of the closets! And each of us will be standing there to face the record.

Anything with no head is dead, and anything with two heads is a freak.

Christianity is not a legal relationship; it is a love relationship.

I believe that Americans by and large have been cursed with blessings, and perhaps before long we’ll be blessed with cursings.

You can be too big for God to use, but you can never be too small for God to use.

The same Jesus Who turned water into wine can transform your home, your life, your family, and your future.

I’m a hard nut to crack, and I take it standing up.

When people pile seven things onto one burger, it drives me nuts!

Keith Richards outlived Jim Fixx, the runner and health-nut dude. The plot thickens.

I threw a big-ass party. It turned out a bit different from Perry’s [in That’s Ordinary World], but it was pretty nuts. It wasn’t me that threw it though, my wife threw me a surprise party. So [unlike Selma Blair’s character] she didn’t forget.

Unless you’re willing to fight and refight the same battles until you go blue in the face, drive the people you work with nuts going over every detail to make certain you’ve got it right, and then take hit after unfair hit accusing you of bias, there’s no use even trying.

I’m 100 percent clean. I’m doing this off of nuts and bananas.

That’s us,” he said. “Those five nuts right there.” Which one is me?” I asked. The little deformed one,” Zoe suggested. Oh, shut up.