“You can laugh your way into hell but not out.”

Job is perhaps the oldest piece of literature known to man.

When you choose sin the baggage that comes with it is error.

You are not saved by your works. You work because youre saved.

We ought to be living as if Jesus died yesterday, rose this morning, and is coming back this afternoon.

Either you will be under the blood or you will place the blood under you.

Never give the devil a ride! He will always want to drive!

You and I are just like a blade of grass sitting here; we are going to wither and die.

The man molds the idol and then the idol molds the man.

Has it ever occurred to you that nothing occurs to God?

Sometimes we smile at a child thats afraid of the dark.

However, the assaults against the church will be turned around, and everything that the enemy meant for harm will ultimately be used for good.

My salvation does not hinge on my emotions.

It is better to stand alone with the truth, than to be wrong with a multitude. It is better to ultimately succeed with the truth than to temporarily succeed with a lie. There is only one Gospel.

It’s about time we stopped buying things we don’t need with money we don’t have to impress people we don’t like.

You cannot obey God without your obedience spilling out in a blessing to all those around you.

The Bible says the fruit of the spirit is longsuffering.

I’ll get laughs in the places I don’t want them and that makes me realize the direction I want to go in. I don’t mean to get too deep into comedy here.

This is getting funny, but there ain’t nobody laughing.

For my first show at ‘SNL’, I wrote a Bill Clinton sketch, and during our read-through, it wasn’t getting any laughs.

I love making people laugh. And I love laughing.

People are so sensitive, people are so defensive. I agree with you. We have to learn to loosen up, lighten up, and laugh a little bit.

Laugh at love and love will make you cry.

Make them laugh, and then make them listen.

Bittersweet is kind of my own favourite style because I want to be able to cry to the same song that I also can laugh to.