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The kiss is still awesome.

Adam Selzer

Never date a guy who has a pet lizard (he’s probably into weird stuff in bed) and never under any circumstances go on a second date with a guy who says the word “married” on the first date (he’ll turn out to be a mama’s boy or a religious type)
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Bed Circumstance Date Guy Lizard Married Pet Stuff Wird
Practically no one actually does.
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Actually No One Practically
The bill passed anyway, though, much to the chagrin of a certain wiener from Virginia.
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Bill Chargin Much Passed Virginia Wiener
If you really like someone, it doesn’t matter what their mouth feels or tastes like.
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Feel Kissing Matter Mouth Someone Taste
The Civil Rights Act of 1964 was the most sweeping civil rights legislation of its day, and included women’s rights as part of its reforms.
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Civil Legislation Most Reform Right Sweeping Virginia
They don’t know what it’s like when a song changes your life.
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Change Life Song
A long time ago, Trinity and I made a list of types of guys you should never date.
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Boy Car Guy Long Made Religious Time Type
Ironically, the section on women’s rights was added by a senator from Virginia who opposed the whole thing and was said to be sure that if he stuck something about womens’ rights into it, it would never pass.
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Ironically Oppose Stuck Right Section Senator Virginia Women
Some of them are wearing skirts that I’m pretty sure are supposed to be belts.
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Anand Thakur
Let me get this straight,” I say. “You’re practically ordering me to die.
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Die Guidance Kind Ordering Practically Straight
Not that anyone minds–no one’s paying attention to the music.
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Anand Thakur
Most of them never really listen to music.
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Anand Thakur
Wow,” says Peter, “when your guidance counselor tells you to die, you really have problems.
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Counselor Die Guidance People Problem Tell Wow You
Even at concerts people pay good money for, instead of a three-dollar cover charge, they talk through the whole thing.
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Charge Concert Dollar Good Money Talk Thing Through Whole
What kind of guidance counselor are you?
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Counselor Guidance
The kiss is still awesome.
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Awesome Kiss Still

The kiss is still awesome.

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