If you really like someone, it doesn’t matter what their mouth feels or tastes like.
ADAM SELZERIf you really like someone, it doesn’t matter what their mouth feels or tastes like.
More Adam Selzer Quotes
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When you’re dead, everything in the world is like a song that makes you cry.
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Let me get this straight,” I say. “You’re practically ordering me to die.
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Practically no one actually does.
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The Civil Rights Act of 1964 was the most sweeping civil rights legislation of its day, and included women’s rights as part of its reforms.
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A long time ago, Trinity and I made a list of types of guys you should never date.
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We add to it every now and then. It includes things like never date a guy whose computer costs more than his car (you’ll never get him to pay attention to you except over instant messages)
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Most of them never really listen to music.
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The bill passed anyway, though, much to the chagrin of a certain wiener from Virginia.
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I feel sorry for them, since none of them understand what it’s like to have a song just get into your soul and become your whole world.
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Not that anyone minds–no one’s paying attention to the music.
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Some of them are wearing skirts that I’m pretty sure are supposed to be belts.
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What kind of guidance counselor are you?
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Even at concerts people pay good money for, instead of a three-dollar cover charge, they talk through the whole thing.
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Wow,” says Peter, “when your guidance counselor tells you to die, you really have problems.
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They don’t know what it’s like when a song changes your life.
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