Tell you what, if there were gays in the army ‘Saving Private Ryan’ would have been a hell of a lot shorter film.
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ADAM HILLS
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But as a property owner of Orlando, I wouldn’t rent to someone who is gay any more than I would rent to a person who is a practicing witch.
Alan ChambersAlan Chambers So he can add his voice to the chorus of others whether it’s gay activists or now a New Testament professor.
Alan ChambersAlan Chambers If they’re not seeing that their society sees gay people as equals, how could you tell them what they’re doing is wrong?
Alan CummingAlan Cumming They tried to say that being gay is a sin, and I said that adultery is a sin.
Al SharptonAl Sharpton He put Ben Gay inside my jock strap and filled my tooth paste tube up with glue.
Al YankovicAl Yankovic I don’t understand the hatred and fear of gays and bisexuals and lesbians… it’s a concept I honestly cannot grasp.
Al PacinoAl Pacino As a Baptist minister, I don’t have the right to impose my views on anyone else. If committed gay and lesbian couples want to marry, that is their business; none of us should stand in their way
Al SharptonAl Sharpton I’ve never understood why we would want to deny all the joys – and the challenges – of marriage to anyone.
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