“The best compliment for me is when someone says they’ll pay to watch me play, And I can say that I’ll pay to watch MS Dhoni bat. MS is not the next Gilchrist. He’s the first MS Dhoni”

And I can say that I’ll pay to watch MS Dhoni bat.

I have done all the work I usually do and a little bit more, so hopefully that will produce results in at least one of the last two Tests.

There was a little element of feeling like a cow.

It is difficult batting in artificial light with a red ball but it’s a horrible task for umpires to make a judgment.

It was an amazing win and testament to the character of the team. From the position we were in it must be one of the greatest comebacks.

I would be comfortable to bat anywhere.

I’m confused. Really, really confused.

I’ll pay to watch MS Dhoni Bat. Dhoni is not the next Gilchrist. He’s the first MS Dhoni.

I guess they have had 16 years when they haven’t even been close in an Ashes series but we have found some sections of the crowd to be scathing and harsh. That has not been overly enjoyable. We have seen a pretty ugly side in some supporters.

I now know what Sachin Tendulkar feels every time he bats in India.

Whilst there’s a competition still on we’re still a chance.

I don’t believe that there’s a good guy and a bad guy. Unless it’s like Superman or Batman, there is no good guy and bad guy.

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that’s OK – the bat had to get Ozzy shots.

My pitching philosophy is simple – keep the ball way from the bat.

A lifetime contract for a coach means if you’re ahead in the third quarter and moving the ball, they can’t fire you.

People have asked me a lot of times, because I didn’t hit a lot, how long a dozen bats would last me.

You throw batting practice, you warm up pitchers, you sit and cheer. You do whatever you have to do to stay on the team.

He’s just angry because the president doesn’t shoot old men in the face.

And I can say that I’ll pay to watch MS Dhoni bat.