“I’m confused. Really, really confused.”

And I can say that I’ll pay to watch MS Dhoni bat.

The best compliment for me is when someone says they’ll pay to watch me play, And I can say that I’ll pay to watch MS Dhoni bat. MS is not the next Gilchrist. He’s the first MS Dhoni

I have done all the work I usually do and a little bit more, so hopefully that will produce results in at least one of the last two Tests.

There was a little element of feeling like a cow.

It is difficult batting in artificial light with a red ball but it’s a horrible task for umpires to make a judgment.

It was an amazing win and testament to the character of the team. From the position we were in it must be one of the greatest comebacks.

I would be comfortable to bat anywhere.

I’ll pay to watch MS Dhoni Bat. Dhoni is not the next Gilchrist. He’s the first MS Dhoni.

I guess they have had 16 years when they haven’t even been close in an Ashes series but we have found some sections of the crowd to be scathing and harsh. That has not been overly enjoyable. We have seen a pretty ugly side in some supporters.

I now know what Sachin Tendulkar feels every time he bats in India.

Whilst there’s a competition still on we’re still a chance.

Woods are not like other spaces. To begin with, they are cubic. Their trees surround you, loom over you, press in from all sides. Woods choke off views & leave you muddled & without bearings.

What probably confuses people is they know a lot about me, but it quite pleases me that there’s more they don’t know.

What is it we value? Innovation. Originality. Novelty. But most importantly…timeliness. I fear you may be too late, my confused, unfortunate, friend.

Love is when two people who care for each other get confused.

I’m a part of the GOP and let me tell you what my stance is. My stance is that, we the people have the responsibility to take care of the indigent in our society. It’s not the government’s job.

When you are free of form and not confused, you are focused. To be free of form externally is ‘Zen.’ Not to be confused internally is ‘meditation.’ External Zen and internal meditation, this is what we mean by ‘Zen meditation.

The surest way to become Tense, Awkward, and Confused is to develop a mind that tries too hard – one that thinks too much.

Not to be confused with the Ukrainian hunting spider, which actually has got a limp and is, as such, completely harmless, and a little bit bitter about the whole thing.