Cereal when high is always a great option. I don’t even have cereal for that reason.

I used to not be into the fancy ones. I used to eat goo balls all the time.
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Ball Fancy One Time Used
Women right now, we can’t make mediocre [stuff]. Men can and do make tons of mediocre stuff, but I feel like women.
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Mediocre Men Right Stuff Tons Women
Comedy can simultaneously allow you to dive headfirst into the world’s pain and escape it.
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Comedy Escape Headfirst Pain Simultaneously World
I think that Ruth Bader Ginsburg needs, like, a pump-up. And I think Jock Jams is a classic pump-up. Like before she starts working, she needs that.
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Before Classic Pump Ruth Start Thinking
Cereal when high is always a great option. I don’t even have cereal for that reason.
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Always Cereal Great Opinion Reason
Every show that comes out that’s female driven is compared to the last female-driven show, as if it’s taking over.
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Come Compare Driven Female Last Over Show Taking
I think being compassionate of each other’s lives and issues is nonnegotiable when it comes to friendships. We’re all going through different stages and issues, and as I get older, I’m trying to lean into that.
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Compassionate Different Going Nonnegotiable Thinking Trying

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