“I used to not be into the fancy ones. I used to eat goo balls all the time.”

I think being compassionate of each other’s lives and issues is nonnegotiable when it comes to friendships. We’re all going through different stages and issues, and as I get older, I’m trying to lean into that.

Women right now, we can’t make mediocre [stuff]. Men can and do make tons of mediocre stuff, but I feel like women.

Cereal when high is always a great option. I don’t even have cereal for that reason.

Comedy can simultaneously allow you to dive headfirst into the world’s pain and escape it.

I think that Ruth Bader Ginsburg needs, like, a pump-up. And I think Jock Jams is a classic pump-up. Like before she starts working, she needs that.

Every show that comes out that’s female driven is compared to the last female-driven show, as if it’s taking over.

I shoot the ball so well that sometimes you fall in love with it and think it’ll get you out of certain situations.

There is a place in the net where the keeper cannot reach the ball.

Everybody asks if putting is like shooting free throws. It has a very similar kind of mindset. And it’s just you, the ball, and the target.

I don’t know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.

I was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.

My whole thing was being wanted and being accepted by a ball club. That was the most important thing to me.

They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don’t win many ball games.

If you watch me during the game, I celebrate when we press the ball and it goes out.