Statistically there is enough voter fraud to sway zero elections.
AASIF MANDVIOf course the law’s not racist.
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You do find a lot of your time in the West kind of searching for your place in the world – your voice, your identity, like, who am I? Like, what is my reason for being here, you know? And in that same way who am I to be partnered with, you know?
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I think Islam has been hijacked by the idea that all Muslims are terrorists; that Islam is about hate, about war, about jihad
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I mean, but obviously, in people’s eyes, it still – it can still link Islam to terrorism. I mean, why does it make a difference that they’re white?
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Now the bigots have to get creative. Good luck coming up with slurs for Chechens. Go back where you came from, Ushanka head.
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It’s an organic thing that I try not to analyze too much, because I worry that it will go away.
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North Carolina precinct chairman and GOP executive committee member Don Yelton thinks his state’s new voting restrictions are just fine.
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If people invited Muslims into their home every week by way of a TV show would go a long way to making people feel comfortable with Muslims and countering misconceptions about who we are. Plus, of course, that will make it easier for us to impose sharia law across America.
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So I had this completely unrealistic idea of what America was — but I wanted to be there.
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I said we are Ghodratis and there’s nothing that Ghodratis like more than a bargain.
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If you don’t acknowledge differences, it’s as bad as stereotyping or reducing someone.
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I grew up on American pop culture so everything that I fantasized about to get out of this sort of humdrum world of Bradford was about America. So when we decided to move there I was on the plane.
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I think family dynamics are definitely very interesting. And in my case my sister did get married. She gave my parents a grandchild.
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You can get samosas in any pub in England today, pretty much. So, “Gunga Din” has come back.
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Samantha Bee said to me when I first started on the “Daily Show”, she was like no – there is no – the only way you’ll learn this job is by doing this job.
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Voter fraud does just barely exist, while racism, according to the Supreme Court, is a thing of the past.
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