“Once you have your practice and you have your mechanics, you must be able to go out there and trust your mechanics.”

I don’t feel like I’m out of my element or anything like that. I’m very comfortable where I’m at. I enjoy being in this position, and actually it feels like I haven’t really been away from it. I feel very comfortable out there from the first tee onwards.

I had a nice read on the putt and I said to myself, ‘This is for you, Jesus, ‘ and knocked it in.

When you’re not finding the fairway, it’s hard to be consistent. [Right now] I’m comfortable and I’m not so comfortable, if that makes sense.

Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.

I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.

Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.

He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.

Golf puts a man’s character on the anvil and his richest qualities – patience, poise, restraint – to the flame.

That was a great game of golf, fellers.

Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.

I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.