When all else fails, complicate matters
AARON ALLSTONWhen all else fails, complicate matters
AARON ALLSTONLife is like an analogy.
AARON ALLSTONLuke, I don’t want to discourage your curiosity, but I have to remind you, if something goes wrong, this is an exceptionally embarrassing way to die.” Mara
AARON ALLSTONThe principle of Sturgeon’s Razor states that the simplest answer to any problem is 90% crap
AARON ALLSTONThe good thing about being Dr. Frankenstein is that you can always make new friends.
AARON ALLSTONSometimes to heal, you must first get hurt.
AARON ALLSTONThat was interesting.” “He deliberately countermanded one of my orders.” “He was furtive.” “Sneaky, even.” “We’ll make a Rebellion-style pilot of him yet.” Tycho & Wedge (about Jag)
AARON ALLSTONLawyers are the first refuge of the incompetent.
AARON ALLSTONThe analysis of the thing is not the thing itself.
AARON ALLSTONRogue Squadron doesn’t run. Unless we really, really have to.” “No, this will be Wraith Squadron’s mission.” “We don’t mind running. Even when we don’t have to.
AARON ALLSTONFeminism is sort of like God. Many people profess to believe in it, but no one seems to be able to define it to everyone’s satisfaction.
AARON ALLSTONNo, General. I’m not your subordinate. And what I’m coming dangerously close to is violence. -General Wedge Antilles
AARON ALLSTONOh, wonderful. I killed his father. He hates me. He knows how to make bombs. Come on, Wedge, how does this story end?
AARON ALLSTONEnnui and lethargy are waging a war inside me.
AARON ALLSTONObviously a fake Kyp. You distract him. I’ll shoot him under the table.” Han (to Leia)
AARON ALLSTONI really can’t complain about actresses who get paid to be dumb. Most of us can’t get paid to be smart.
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