The difference between tragedy and comedy: Tragedy is something awful happening to somebody else, while comedy is something awful happening to somebody else.
AARON ALLSTONI marked their location in case Kell wanted to blow them up or something.” “I don’t have to blow up everything I see. I just like to.
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If you hack the Vatican server, have you tampered in God’s domain?
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I have to say, this sounds like the worst idea in a thousand generations of bad ideas.” “You haven’t heard all our ideas.” Luke & Bhindi Drayson
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No, they can’t. They can’t be Luke Skywalker.
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The principle of Sturgeon’s Razor states that the simplest answer to any problem is 90% crap
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I’m content to stand on tradition. I’m even more content to wipe my feet on it.
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I don’t know. Your the Jedi Master, you figure it out.
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Definition of ‘Free’: You pay for it whether or not you elect to receive it.
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When all else fails, complicate matters
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Lawyers are the first refuge of the incompetent.
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Luck consists largely of hanging on by your fingernails until things start to go your way.
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The good thing about being Dr. Frankenstein is that you can always make new friends.
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There are times when the end justifies the means. But when you build an argument based on a whole series of such times, you may find that you’ve constructed an entire philosophy of evil.” –Luke Skywalker
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That was interesting.” “He deliberately countermanded one of my orders.” “He was furtive.” “Sneaky, even.” “We’ll make a Rebellion-style pilot of him yet.” Tycho & Wedge (about Jag)
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Feminism is sort of like God. Many people profess to believe in it, but no one seems to be able to define it to everyone’s satisfaction.
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Luke, I don’t want to discourage your curiosity, but I have to remind you, if something goes wrong, this is an exceptionally embarrassing way to die.” Mara
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No one pays me to be nice.
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Ennui and lethargy are waging a war inside me.
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I marked their location in case Kell wanted to blow them up or something.” “I don’t have to blow up everything I see. I just like to.
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Any sufficiently badly-written science is indistinguishable from magic.
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Rogue Squadron doesn’t run. Unless we really, really have to.
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Tycho, we’re about to achieve a tremendous victory we don’t want.” “We’ll put that in your biography. General Antilles was so good he couldn’t fail when he tried to.” “Thanks.” Wedge & Tycho
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Sometimes to heal, you must first get hurt.
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There are two types of people in the world, and I’m one of them.
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Obviously a fake Kyp. You distract him. I’ll shoot him under the table.” Han (to Leia)
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Life is like an analogy.
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Oh, wonderful. I killed his father. He hates me. He knows how to make bombs. Come on, Wedge, how does this story end?
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