Obviously a fake Kyp. You distract him. I’ll shoot him under the table.” Han (to Leia)
AARON ALLSTONObviously a fake Kyp. You distract him. I’ll shoot him under the table.” Han (to Leia)
AARON ALLSTONI don’t know. Your the Jedi Master, you figure it out.
AARON ALLSTONLawyers are the first refuge of the incompetent.
AARON ALLSTONOh, wonderful. I killed his father. He hates me. He knows how to make bombs. Come on, Wedge, how does this story end?
AARON ALLSTONEnnui and lethargy are waging a war inside me.
AARON ALLSTONRogue Squadron doesn’t run. Unless we really, really have to.” “No, this will be Wraith Squadron’s mission.” “We don’t mind running. Even when we don’t have to.
AARON ALLSTONFeminism is sort of like God. Many people profess to believe in it, but no one seems to be able to define it to everyone’s satisfaction.
AARON ALLSTONTycho, we’re about to achieve a tremendous victory we don’t want.” “We’ll put that in your biography. General Antilles was so good he couldn’t fail when he tried to.” “Thanks.” Wedge & Tycho
AARON ALLSTONAny sufficiently badly-written science is indistinguishable from magic.
AARON ALLSTONIf you hack the Vatican server, have you tampered in God’s domain?
AARON ALLSTONRogue Squadron doesn’t run. Unless we really, really have to.
AARON ALLSTONThe good thing about being Dr. Frankenstein is that you can always make new friends.
AARON ALLSTONLuck consists largely of hanging on by your fingernails until things start to go your way.
AARON ALLSTONLife is like an analogy.
AARON ALLSTONThere are two types of people in the world, and I’m one of them.
AARON ALLSTONThe principle of Sturgeon’s Razor states that the simplest answer to any problem is 90% crap
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