The difference between tragedy and comedy: Tragedy is something awful happening to somebody else, while comedy is something awful happening to somebody else.
AARON ALLSTONWhen all else fails, complicate matters
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Lawyers are the first refuge of the incompetent.
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Rogue Squadron doesn’t run. Unless we really, really have to.
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When all else fails, complicate matters
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Definition of ‘Free’: You pay for it whether or not you elect to receive it.
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The good thing about being Dr. Frankenstein is that you can always make new friends.
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Rogue Squadron doesn’t run. Unless we really, really have to.” “No, this will be Wraith Squadron’s mission.” “We don’t mind running. Even when we don’t have to.
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Ennui and lethargy are waging a war inside me.
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Luck consists largely of hanging on by your fingernails until things start to go your way.
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Obviously a fake Kyp. You distract him. I’ll shoot him under the table.” Han (to Leia)
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If you hack the Vatican server, have you tampered in God’s domain?
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At which time the repulsor puts out its final effort and slows you down so you crash quite slowly into the surface.” “Crash.” “Quite slowly.” Face & Luke
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The principle of Sturgeon’s Razor states that the simplest answer to any problem is 90% crap
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Any sufficiently badly-written science is indistinguishable from magic.
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Feminism is sort of like God. Many people profess to believe in it, but no one seems to be able to define it to everyone’s satisfaction.
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The analysis of the thing is not the thing itself.
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