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Obviously a fake Kyp. You distract him. I’ll shoot him under the table.” Han (to Leia)
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Fake Leia Shoot Table
No one pays me to be nice.
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Nice One Liner Pay Positive
Sometimes to heal, you must first get hurt.
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First Heal Hurt Sometimes
No, they can’t. They can’t be Luke Skywalker.
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Luke No Skywalker
The analysis of the thing is not the thing itself.
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Analysis Itself Thing
Lawyers are the first refuge of the incompetent.
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Fierce First Incompetent Lawyer
The good thing about being Dr. Frankenstein is that you can always make new friends.
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Doctor Frankenstein Good New Friendship Thing
Any sufficiently badly-written science is indistinguishable from magic.
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Indistinguishable Magic Science Sufficient Written
There are two types of people in the world, and I’m one of them.
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People Sad Two Type World
Ennui and lethargy are waging a war inside me.
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Ennui Inside Lethargy Waging War
I don’t know. Your the Jedi Master, you figure it out.
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Figure Jedi Know Master
If you hack the Vatican server, have you tampered in God’s domain?
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Domain God Hack Server Tampered
Oh, wonderful. I killed his father. He hates me. He knows how to make bombs. Come on, Wedge, how does this story end?
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Bomb Father Hate Kill Story Wedge
Life is like an analogy.
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Analogies Life Positive
I really can’t complain about actresses who get paid to be dumb. Most of us can’t get paid to be smart.
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Dumb Paid Smart Stupid
Luke, I don’t want to discourage your curiosity, but I have to remind you, if something goes wrong, this is an exceptionally embarrassing way to die.” Mara
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Curiosity Exception Something Want Way Wrong

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