Life is like an analogy.
AARON ALLSTONLife is like an analogy.
AARON ALLSTONThe principle of Sturgeon’s Razor states that the simplest answer to any problem is 90% crap
AARON ALLSTONRogue Squadron doesn’t run. Unless we really, really have to.
AARON ALLSTONObviously a fake Kyp. You distract him. I’ll shoot him under the table.” Han (to Leia)
AARON ALLSTONI don’t know. Your the Jedi Master, you figure it out.
AARON ALLSTONAny sufficiently badly-written science is indistinguishable from magic.
AARON ALLSTONThe good thing about being Dr. Frankenstein is that you can always make new friends.
AARON ALLSTONRogue Squadron doesn’t run. Unless we really, really have to.” “No, this will be Wraith Squadron’s mission.” “We don’t mind running. Even when we don’t have to.
AARON ALLSTONThere are times when the end justifies the means. But when you build an argument based on a whole series of such times, you may find that you’ve constructed an entire philosophy of evil.” –Luke Skywalker
AARON ALLSTONI really can’t complain about actresses who get paid to be dumb. Most of us can’t get paid to be smart.
AARON ALLSTONIf you hack the Vatican server, have you tampered in God’s domain?
AARON ALLSTONI’m content to stand on tradition. I’m even more content to wipe my feet on it.
AARON ALLSTONThe difference between tragedy and comedy: Tragedy is something awful happening to somebody else, while comedy is something awful happening to somebody else.
AARON ALLSTONNo, they can’t. They can’t be Luke Skywalker.
AARON ALLSTONDefinition of ‘Free’: You pay for it whether or not you elect to receive it.
AARON ALLSTONFeminism is sort of like God. Many people profess to believe in it, but no one seems to be able to define it to everyone’s satisfaction.
AARON ALLSTON