Any sufficiently badly-written science is indistinguishable from magic.
AARON ALLSTONAny sufficiently badly-written science is indistinguishable from magic.
AARON ALLSTONI really can’t complain about actresses who get paid to be dumb. Most of us can’t get paid to be smart.
AARON ALLSTONRogue Squadron doesn’t run. Unless we really, really have to.
AARON ALLSTONThe difference between tragedy and comedy: Tragedy is something awful happening to somebody else, while comedy is something awful happening to somebody else.
AARON ALLSTONDefinition of ‘Free’: You pay for it whether or not you elect to receive it.
AARON ALLSTONObviously a fake Kyp. You distract him. I’ll shoot him under the table.” Han (to Leia)
AARON ALLSTONI don’t know. Your the Jedi Master, you figure it out.
AARON ALLSTONNo one pays me to be nice.
AARON ALLSTONTycho, we’re about to achieve a tremendous victory we don’t want.” “We’ll put that in your biography. General Antilles was so good he couldn’t fail when he tried to.” “Thanks.” Wedge & Tycho
AARON ALLSTONOh, wonderful. I killed his father. He hates me. He knows how to make bombs. Come on, Wedge, how does this story end?
AARON ALLSTONLife is like an analogy.
AARON ALLSTONLawyers are the first refuge of the incompetent.
AARON ALLSTONThe good thing about being Dr. Frankenstein is that you can always make new friends.
AARON ALLSTONThere are two types of people in the world, and I’m one of them.
AARON ALLSTONNo, they can’t. They can’t be Luke Skywalker.
AARON ALLSTONIf you hack the Vatican server, have you tampered in God’s domain?
AARON ALLSTON