black
grey
blue
red
brown
white

If my former self and my current self met for coffee, they’d get along OK, but they’d both probably walk out of the Starbucks shaking their heads and saying to themselves, “That guy is kinda delusional.”

A. J. Jacobs

Since I was relatively new to the Bible, I was surprised by the Old Testament God. He’s wrathful, but at other times, He’s incredibly compassionate. He’s not a one-dimensional figure at all.
A. J. JACOBS
My immune system has always been overly welcoming of germs. It’s far too polite, the biological equivalent of a southern hostess inviting y’all nice microbes to stay awhile and have some artichoke dip.
A. J. JACOBS

Immunity Invitation Polite Stay System Welcome Yourself
Med students panic their first year when they learn all the diseases. It’s not until the second year that they learn the cures.
A. J. JACOBS

Aware Disease Fear Health Help Hide Learn Lost Panic Student Year
More people die on a per mile basis from drunk walking than from drunk driving.
A. J. JACOBS

Death Drink Drive People
I prefer the earlier birth control techniques, which ranged from the delicious (using honey as a spermicide) to the aerobic (jumping backward seven times after coitus).
A. J. JACOBS

Birth Control Delicious Idea Jumping Technique
I don’t believe that prayers actually change God’s mind – if there is a God – but I liked praying for people in need. It was like moral weightlifting. I tend to be self-obsessed, and it was nice to get out of my brain once in a while.
A. J. JACOBS

Believe Change Emotion Equality Ethics Eye Fact God Nice Prayer Religion Worship
Taking the Bible too literally is a mistake. It should be read as a guidebook of wisdom and insight.
A. J. JACOBS

Bible Fault Guilt Insight Lesson Mistake Should Wisdom
I’d recommend learning to accept rejection. Become friends with rejection. Be nice to rejection, because it’s a huge part of being a writer, no matter where you are in your career.
A. J. JACOBS

Acceptance Career Learning Recommend Rejection Writing Yourself
The Bible talks a lot about thankfulness, and I’m more thankful than I ever was. I try to concentrate on the hundreds of things that go right in a day, instead of the three or four that go wrong.
A. J. JACOBS

Day Focus Myself Right Talk Thankful Wrong
I thought religion would eventually wither away and we’d all be worshiping at the altar of science.
A. J. JACOBS

Altars Bless Christ Donate Holy Humanity Love People Religious Surrounding
It comes back to the old question: How can the Bible be so wise in some places and so barbaric in others? And why should we put any faith in a book that includes such brutality?
A. J. JACOBS
I found there were things about religion that I really loved; things like the sense of gratefulness that it brings.
A. J. JACOBS

Finding Gratitude Love Religion
Probably 90 percent of our life decisions are powered by the twin engines of inertia and laziness.
A. J. JACOBS

Decision Life Ourselves Power
I’ve never before been so aware of the thousands of little good things, the thousands of things that go right every day.
A. J. JACOBS

Adequate Circle Creation Good Habit Ideas Little Small Success Will Power
Scrabble – The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t really explain why.
A. J. JACOBS
I know that knowledge and intelligence are not the same thing – but they do live in the same neighborhood. I know once again, firsthand, the joy of learning.
A. J. JACOBS

If my former self and my current self met for coffee, they’d get along OK, but they’d both probably walk out of the Starbucks shaking their heads and saying to themselves, “That guy is kinda delusional.”

Related Topics

Popular Authors

If my former self and my current self met for coffee, they’d get along OK, but they’d both probably walk out of the Starbucks shaking their heads and saying to themselves, “That guy is kinda delusional.”

Related Topics

Popular Authors

More A. J. Jacobs Quotes