“If a man could have half of his wishes, he would double his troubles.”

We do not stop playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop playing!

Lost Time is never found again.

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines.

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Reading makes a full man, meditation a profound man, discourse a clear man.

Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing.

The person who deserves most pity is a lonesome one on a rainy day who doesn’t know how to read.

An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest.

Joy is not in things, it is in us.

Contentment makes poor men rich, Discontent makes rich men poor.

Fools make feasts and wise men eat them.

Many a man thinks he is buying pleasure, when he is really selling himself to it.

There was never a bad peace or a good war.

Never leave till tomorrow that which you can do today.

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.

What we have once enjoyed deeply we can never lose. All that we love deeply becomes a part of us.

A man who won’t die for something is not fit to live.

Everyone thinks forgiveness is a lovely idea until he has something to forgive.

It’s a great thing for a man to walk on the moon. But it’s a greater thing for God to walk on the earth.

It takes a huge effort to free yourself from memory.

Every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future.

Every negative event contains within it the seed of an equal or greater benefit.

Happy is the man who can make a living by his hobby.