The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
ALFRED HITCHCOCKThe length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
ALFRED HITCHCOCKIn the documentary the basic material has been created by God, whereas in the fiction film the director is a God; he must create life.
ALFRED HITCHCOCKPuns are the highest form of literature.
ALFRED HITCHCOCKYou think she’s pretty, you ought to see my slingshot!
ALFRED HITCHCOCKThere is nothing so good as a burial at sea. It is simple, tidy, and not very incriminating.
ALFRED HITCHCOCKEverything’s perverted in a different way.
ALFRED HITCHCOCKDrama is life with the dull bits cut out.
ALFRED HITCHCOCKA good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the babysitter were worth it.
ALFRED HITCHCOCKTelevision is like the American toaster, you push the button and the same thing pops up everytime.
ALFRED HITCHCOCKWhen you can look forward, and the road is clear ahead, and now you are going to create something – that’s as happy as I’d want to be.
ALFRED HITCHCOCKWhen we think we have been hurt by someone in the past, we build up defenses to protect ourselves from being hurt in the future. So the fearful past causes a fearful future and the past and future become one.
ALFRED HITCHCOCKIn a good marriage each is the others better half.
ALFRED HITCHCOCKTo make a great film you need three things – the script, the script and the script.
ALFRED HITCHCOCKThere is something more important than logic: imagination.
ALFRED HITCHCOCKI have a perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it.
ALFRED HITCHCOCKHappiness is a small house, with a big kitchen.
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